guys like me we look good at the

summertime

So it's not bad enough that I'm in the dentist chair to get started on that root canal, there apparently was a HOLE. I don't know where, in the dental dam? In my tooth? All the explaination I get was, "o there was a hole." Okay.

And the chlorine, goes down my throat.

Yeah.

Have you ever accidentally a whole mouthful of swimming pool water? Yeah, it was like that. ONLY. YOU KNOW. WITHOUT THE WATER AND JUST THE CHLORINE.

And for those of you that have never gotten a throatful of chlorine?

IT BURNS

OH GOD IT BUUUUUUURNS

IT'S LIKE THERE'S A POOL PARTY IN MY MOUTH HAHA

A FUCKING POOL PARTY

OF FIRE

and then the second you came up a big dude just punched you in the face and is like GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER

YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIREY WATER-- COVER UP THAT HOLE WITH SOME FIRE RIGHT NOW

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER
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    Paul Anka - Mr. Brightside
don't look back till you're free to

ADVENTURES

HI. YOU MIGHT NOT REMEMBER ME, BUT THAT'S OKAY. I HAVE COME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FAMILY.

Right after my ongoing epic with cardboard which by the way is trying to eat my already stressed out soul, I swear. WHAT'S THAT CFL PACKAGING PROJECT THAT IS 20% OF MY GRADE? YOU WERE DUE YESTERDAY YES I KNOW. Fuck.

Kids in the special education department could make this thing better than I did, I'm too embarassed to show even to show it to them and now he wants a bookstand? So I'm going to fail this class! Fabulous!

You'd think one would learn after 17 years of school to stop leaving things for the last minute because you're too damn busy rereading all of Prince of Tennis in 2 days WHY but no 5AM BEDTIME WUT.

The only thing left for me now is a tin can and a gutter. Don't make me face my disappointed teacher in 4 hours please? :(
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    Playing For Change - Don't Worry (IRONY)
may those who defy their fates

NOT KOSHER

"This note is to inform you that Electronic Gaming Monthly has ceased publishing with the January 2009 issue. The balance of your paid subscription will be fulfilled with Maxim."


RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!!!11eleventyone

















exceptnotreally
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    I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business - An Oak Tree Stands Beside A Linden
not gonna write you to stay

THAT DISNEY MEME

So that top 10 Disney Song meme I am stealing from everyone and their dog. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

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I know I have 2 Mulan and Lion King songs up there stfu NO SHAME.
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    Lion King Original Broadway Cast - King Of Pride Rock; Circle Of Life (Reprise)
guys like me we look good at the

Still Finals Week

In other news, my ass is still acting the coke table for the neighborhood players that is finals. So in the mean time have a meme.

Stolen from kula.

❶ Choose an episode of anime or television series you have on your computer. Make sure you're certain you want that one, you cannot change or mind once you skips this step. DO NOT TELL YOUR FLIST WHAT YOU CHOSE.
❷ Make note of how long the episode is here -> 24:09
❸ Ask your flist to choose a time between 00:00 and whatever the length of your episode is. Be specific, (ie: 19:11, 21:09, 02:42)
❹ Make them an icon using THAT FRAME ONLY no matter what it is. And remember, you can only use that ONE episode you chose previous, even if the person posting isn't familiar with it.
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    Samurai 7 - Unlimited
but if i had to start over i know

Finals Week

I have so much work to do this week and next week I don't even know


dentremontster: How're finals coming along?

laurwar!: TERRIBLE

laurwar!: i haven't gotten any work done at all
WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH MYSELF

dentremontster: Probably because you're so much fun
Which is why you distract yourself
Your torrid affair with yourself is in fact sabotaging your relationship with yourself

laurwar!: :(
i want to break up with myself
it's over
we're finished
AND i'm taking the sofa
THAT'S RIGHT THE SOFA WE BOUGHT TOGETHER
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    A Static Lullaby - Toxic