So it's not bad enough that I'm in the dentist chair to get started on that root canal, there apparently was a HOLE. I don't know where, in the dental dam? In my tooth? All the explaination I get was, "o there was a hole." Okay.
And the chlorine, goes down my throat.
Have you ever accidentally a whole mouthful of swimming pool water? Yeah, it was like that. ONLY. YOU KNOW. WITHOUT THE WATER AND JUST THE CHLORINE.
And for those of you that have never gotten a throatful of chlorine?
OH GOD IT BUUUUUUURNS
IT'S LIKE THERE'S A POOL PARTY IN MY MOUTH HAHA
A FUCKING POOL PARTY
and then the second you came up a big dude just punched you in the face and is like GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER
YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIREY WATER-- COVER UP THAT HOLE WITH SOME FIRE RIGHT NOW
GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER
HI. YOU MIGHT NOT REMEMBER ME, BUT THAT'S OKAY. I HAVE COME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FAMILY.
Right after my ongoing epic with cardboard which by the way is trying to eat my already stressed out soul, I swear. WHAT'S THAT CFL PACKAGING PROJECT THAT IS 20% OF MY GRADE? YOU WERE DUE YESTERDAY YES I KNOW. Fuck.
Kids in the special education department could make this thing better than I did, I'm too embarassed to show even to show it to them and now he wants a bookstand? So I'm going to fail this class! Fabulous!
You'd think one would learn after 17 years of school to stop leaving things for the last minute
because you're too damn busy rereading all of Prince of Tennis in 2 days WHY but no 5AM BEDTIME WUT.
The only thing left for me now is a tin can and a gutter. Don't make me face my disappointed teacher in 4 hours please? :(
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RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!!!11eleventyone
I have so much work to do this week and next week I don't even know
dentremontster: How're finals coming along?
laurwar!: i haven't gotten any work done at all
WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH MYSELF
dentremontster: Probably because you're so much fun
Which is why you distract yourself
Your torrid affair with yourself is in fact sabotaging your relationship with yourself
i want to break up with myself
AND i'm taking the sofa
THAT'S RIGHT THE SOFA WE BOUGHT TOGETHER
ADVENT CHILDREN COMPLETE