http://na.square-enix.com/ctds/

/o/

Okay so.

Um.

I finally played through Portal thereby learning the full context for "THE CAKE IS A LIE" and wtf it was all fun and games and i just

walked into that room and i saw the graffiti

and uh.

yeah

ALSDKFJ I AM SO TERRIFIED LOLO oh my god.

It didn't help that I was playing this in the dark at like 2-freaking-am in the morning and now I am TOO TERRIFIED TO SLEEP because all I can hear is fucking GLaDOS in my head didn't we have some fun, though?  Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'?  That was great.  Is anyone there?

"Incidentally, there is a new prosecutor today."

"Ah, an easy-win, yes?"

"They're calling him a 'true thoroughbred in the history of the prosecutor's office'."

"...Of course, there's one of those every year."

I JUST FINISHED APOLLO JUSTICE and god i am so late i know but

I just

Apollo

This is a placeholder forever probably because most of my thoughts of/on/during the game were along the lines of "EEEEEEeeeeEEEEeEEE" leaving little room for much else. If you're looking for coherent in depth character/game/etc. analysis meta things you've come to the wrooong LJ what.

Goes here.

Happy Birthday Pepsi. ^^

It's been 22 years. I'M GETTING OLD MAKE IT STOP GOD. I used to be Yamamoto's age (does that even look remotely 13 years old to you anyway) dammit, then he turned all jailbait on me. But I digress. So anyway, you didn't have to get me anything, don't worry. I didn't buy you a present.

For all those who stuck with my bullshit all these years, what the fuck is wrong with you? Kill yourselves. ♥

I love Professor Layton and the Curious Village what.

The music is butt-thumping lovely and pretty French and I could listen to it forever, people. This is a not so subtle I NEED THE SOUNDTRACK AIDE MOI S'IL VOUS PLAIT hint for the flist. theljstaff promises fancy mints.

I'm surprised I finished the game so quick because I'm usually pretty mathematically logically mentally challenged and I always read too deeply into puzzles and riddles (but what if the wolf isn't hungry and therefore doesn't want to eat the chicken, then couldn't the two of the maybe cross the river together in peace and harmony...?) when the answer is always the most obvious fucking one. Not to mention I figured my brain would explode violently if I tried to do too many puzzles at once but the game is just so incerdibly charming and adorable omgwtf.

Also, is it just me or is Professor Layton crazy SEXY, COOL? Yeah, yeah? Smoove British voice is smoove.

Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?


Solution: You will have 3 candles left at the end, since the remaining 7 have burnt out.

Professor Layton, when you finally solve it 923849375 years later:

"Very good! You shouldn't look too deeply into things. Sometimes the most obvious answer is the right answer!" (or something to that effect)

aSDKJFl;gkl'

this game omgwtf.

Screw you, nancy British bastard. The "most obvious answer" would normally be 7!

amei

http://amei.livejournal.com/160525.html?thread=2091789

For those of you interested in this kind of thing, go there for some fucking gorgeous artwork. Nuff said. Game Over for life!

Remember those days you got hooked on that children's program and all your friends laughed at you? Oh wait, did I say 'those days'? I meant these days and every day of my adult life.

o-omg Kamen Rider Den-O...

On a completely different note, regarding Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fate. If you're going to pick a time to run out of magicite, don't do it while the town is under crystal lockdown and they won't let you in to buy some more, fuckers.

Payne: By the way, I've never ONCE considered leaving MY wife!
Judge: No one cares, Mr. Payne.

Payne:
NNNNNNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M-M-My HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIRRR!!
IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYYIIIIIIIING
OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
MY BEAUUUUUUUTIFUL HAIR!!
NOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WAAAAAHAAAAWAAAAHAAAA
NO-NO-NO-NO-No-No-no-no
noooooooooooooooooooooo...

Dear CLAMP,

WHAT

???,
Me

So as promised, I am brushing up on my homosexual-lawyer-ese. I have been an attorneying MACHINE these past few days and we at Team Teapoit are now on Trials and Tribulations. I have evidence that your mom liked it wut. That said, I present to you

THE MOST LOGICAL PHOENIX WRIGHT CASE EVER:

• "VON KARMA WUZ NOTHING. GODOT IS A LEGENDARY PROSECUTOR THAT'S GOING TO TEAR PHOENIX TO SHREDS. EVEN EDGEWORTH SEZ HE'S PRETTY AMAZING."
  
  So you get in the court room and there's legendary prosecutor Godot. He's never lost a case! Ever! where have we heard that before He's also never even been in a case, ever!
  
  solegendary
  
  Yeah, okay.




• "I put my back to the wall to fight, but the thief's blow landed upon my third eye."
  
  I don't know what everyone else thought his third eye was but forehead wasn't my first guess lolo :( i blame it on the fact that it is a game of GAYLAYWERSGAYLAYWERSGAYLAYWERSGAYLAYWERS




• Apparently Mask DeMasque is so pro that the police have never been able to recover the priceless artifacts he steals, only his ARCH-ENEMY THE ACE DETECTIVE LUKE ATMEY has ever managed to recover one. So of course this is where my client's wife appears with the current trial's item of theft.
  
  And where did she find it? In the ACE DETECTIVE'S OFFICE WHAT
  
  ALSKFFDGSGDG YEAH.
  
  SOMETHING. IDK.
  
  A B&E SO RANDOM THAT DANE COOK WOULD BE PROUD. Especially since no one in court even BRINGS IT UP?! Does an Ace Detective leave his office doors unlocked while testifying as a witness to a robbery? HOW DID SHE GET IT LAKDFLKWTHLOL




• Wifey says that HER HUBBY IS INNOCENT. FOR SHUR.




• "Yeah, okay. You got me. I AM BATMAN IRON MAN MASK DEMASQUE."
  
  well that was easy.




• Please to be ignoring my client's delusional screams of OF IT'S ME I DID IT I'M GUILTY I'M THE CRIMINAL THE THEIF EVEN THOUGH I APPEAR TO HAVE MISPLACED THE ITEM I STOLE AS WELL AS MY RECOLLECTION OF THE ACTUAL EVENT OF THEFT BUT ALLOW ME TO TESTIFY ABOUT HOW GUILTYGUILTYGUILTY I AM JUST AS MY LAYWER, THE ONE I ASKED TO DEFEND ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS ON THE CUSP OF WINNING ME MY "INNOCENT" VERDICT.
  
  wth.




• This case makes so much fucking sense.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Volume 01 Volume 02 Volume 03 Volume 04 Volume 05 Volume 06 Volume 07 Volume 08 Volume 09

I personally like the "Daily Life Arc" and think it is hilarious and reinforces the dork of all the characters but I'm a pretty patient person of the don't like skipping chapters variety. Your mileage may vary, I know that slice of life isn't everyone's thing. So for those of you who want to avoid getting bored/just get to the good stuff/plot I present to you:


morphaileffect's how to read katekyou hitman reborn guide!

IRONMAN WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

THE END.








P.S.
WHEN YOU ALL GO WATCH IT

STAY AFTER THE CREDITS.

DO NOT LET YOUR FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN HOLDING HER PEE IN SINCE 30 MINUTES PRIOR TO THE MOVIE TALK YOU INTO GOING INTO THE BATHROOM WITH HER AT THE END.

IT IS NOT WORTH IT.

LET HER SUFFER.

BECAUSE YOU NEED TO STAY AFTER THE CREDITS.

Brought to you from beneath the asstastic booty of the end of the semester workload:

MASTERPIECE DE LA PROBLEMATIC. Apparently my group members for the presentation next week dropped the/stopped coming to class.

I am utterly terrified. The asdLAEXCUSEME appear to be having a megadeath heart attack terrified. Am going to be busy over here lamenting my future in a gutter with a tin can job.